In BBC Three’s horrifying show, Sun, Sex & Suspicious Parents, a Jehovah’s Witness couple snuck into their teenage daughter’s hotel room after secretly watching her drunken holiday antics all week, and were disgusted to find that she had packed a condom in her luggage.

Upon discovering the contraceptive, the girl’s mother said “Oh god. I hope she doesn’t go around using those.”

Be careful what you wish for, you pathetic, dogmatic cretins.

Oh and the mother had a tattoo, which Jehovah’s Witnesses aren’t permitted to have, so that made me even more angry.