Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I would still love you even if you smelled like chicken wee,
Probably more than I love tinned peaches.
Karl X Johan - Flames (dir. cut) (by Gustav Johansson)
So beautiful. Lufituaeb.
Polish artist Paul Marcinkowski has turned his body into a walking infographic.
Best infographic ever?
The Chase: A game doctors like to play in which they try and get the chain of medications they’re prescribing you to treat the side effects of other medications they have prescribed you to be as long as possible.
Song of the day/week/month <3
Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra) - official video (by gotyemusic)
The first international drug treaty was signed a century ago this week. So what was the war on drugs like in 1912?
In BBC Three’s horrifying show, Sun, Sex & Suspicious Parents, a Jehovah’s Witness couple snuck into their teenage daughter’s hotel room after secretly watching her drunken holiday antics all week, and were disgusted to find that she had packed a condom in her luggage.
Upon discovering the contraceptive, the girl’s mother said “Oh god. I hope she doesn’t go around using those.”
Be careful what you wish for, you pathetic, dogmatic cretins.
Oh and the mother had a tattoo, which Jehovah’s Witnesses aren’t permitted to have, so that made me even more angry.
My body is a cage,
That keeps me from dancing,
With the one I love,
But my mind holds the key.
